People Playground

Wanna commit war crimes but you don't want to be put on death row? This is the game for you! It's murder but legal! You can do whatever you want in this game!

Person 1: Man, I wanna do some highly illegal stuff but I am too much of a pussy to do that stuff
Person 2: Try People Playground, the game where you can force people to commit suicide~

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lobster people

Tourists who frequent the Jersey Shore and on the first day of their vacation get incredibly sunburned and then for the rest of their stay share the pain of said sunburn with the locals through acting bitchy and obnoxious.

The lobster people screamed at the waitress because she didn't seat them before the other tourists.

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Crab people

Commonly referred to people with bottom-feeder taste.
They eat garbage.
Trashy individual with a taste for trash.

Mcdondals is basically crab people food.
"Hungry Man" frozen dinners are for crab people.
You are a crab person if you consume canned meat.

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Foster The People

The guys that wrote that epic song about school shootings

“All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, you better run, better run, outrun my gun”
~Mark Foster (lead singer of Foster The People)

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tall people

Real tall people (6 foot or taller)
when there younger get teased sometimes because of their lenght and lankiness. But let me tell you this tall people have a great presence in crowds...you see a tall guy comming in a room YOU NOTICE. tall people will rule the world because they are born leaders, there good at basketball, they have big penises, when a tall guy wants to beat you up..you better run son cause hes gonna fuck you up. Tall people end up with hot supermodels when they grow up.

-Hey look at that tall guy, yeh hes a great guy he can reach that can on the top shelf.

-Wow

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Short people

People under 6 foot ain’t short but they are just a bunch of fat hairy faggots that are jealous of people over 6 foot so they try show off and just look like complete utter wankers. Their should be a stomp on people under 6 foot day.

Short people always end up on my shoe this is how people I know behave when that happens ewwwwwwwww get of my shoe you little short cunt bang bang.

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Fat People

those people every1 loves making fun of in school.
and on the internet,and at work, and on the street, everywhere. its a tradition that will never die.

guy 1: dude remember when i put a moldy big mac in that fat bitch kayla's locker?

guy 2: LOLOLOLOL that was fuckin halarious! and remember when i put a pic of that fatass in the swimming locker room on 4chan and facebook? LOLOLOL now every1 knows him!

guy 1: gotta love fat people

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