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President Piece of Shit has resulted to be a fat useless fuck, once again.
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The candy you get out of the vending machines at the mall for a quarter where you turn the crank and a handful of loose candy falls out. Its name is such because the candy comes out covered in invisible fecal particles that were left behind by the hundreds of cretons who handled it previously without washing their hands after dropping a deuce.
Whatever you do, don't eat the feces pieces from those vending machines.
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A lawyer.
My boy is facing 20 years to life…. He better get himself a good mouth piece!!
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The opposite of a dime piece. A 1 on a scale of 1 to 10.
The other night at the bar I got so drunk I left with a Penny Piece.
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a white person how has no boundaries like a piece of paper that has no boundaries of what u can write on it
look at all those pieces of paper they don't know when to stop
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To say I love you to someone and they say it back without both of you wanting true commitment, or niether of you are ready to say "I love you" yet.
(Girlfriend and boyfriend are finishing up talking on the phone)
Anna: Babe, I'll talk to you tomorrow.
Dave: Ok.
Anna: Piece of cake, piece of pie.
Dave: Piece of cake, piece of pie.
(both hang up the phone)
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Your mom's idiot boyfriend, who is a piece of crap, and will never grow-up.
mom: "Just drop it already."
piece of crap (idiot boyfriend): "No, you drop it!"
mom: "Can you just grow-up already??"
piece of crap (idiot boyfriend): "Make me!!" *in a mocking voice* "Can't you just grow-up already??"
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