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someone who is guilty of committing douche-baggery. a giant douche.
"oh wally, dont be such a shower pocket!"
"is it just me, or is jon being a real shower pocket today?"
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A Clown's pocket is a saggy pussy.
If you keep doing that, you will have a Clown's pocket.
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1.vagina, derived from todger meaning penis, and pocket, a place where you put things
2. a pocket where you keep your penis
1. i boned your mom in her todger pocket yesterday
2. these pants come with a built in todger pocket
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The act of rubbing your hard dick through your pants pocket
I was bored in school, so I was doing some pocket masturbation where no one could see me
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Used to describe an increase in income when one's pockets are swollen with extra cash.
Bill: Ever since this promotion my pockets on swoll.
Ted: Gotta get that cash money.
50 Cent: Pockets on swoll cuz I move the o's.
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V-pocket is a "parent-safe" term for vagina. Because you stick your dick in it, like a pocket.
She has a tiggity-tock-tight v-pocket, yo! I'd love to put my piece in dat.
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When one receives a text message from someone whom they are not interested in talking to, they may give them the "shawg pocket" by placing the phone in their pocket without answering the text
Indivdual: "Damn, C.J. is texting me. I'm gonna give him the shawg pocket."
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Brad Pitt: "My girlfriend has been texting me all day and I haven't answered her once..."
Edward Norton: "Shawg Pocket!"
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