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To refuse to do something with friends on a perfectly good night to go out. Instead of being with your friends, you make some sort of horseshit excuse and stay at home. While you are at home, you either masturbate into the toilet or play video games in the dark. buck naked.
Last night, we called Grant to hang out, and all he did was poon out.
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When porn stars shoot Ping-Pong balls from their vaginas.
"Jay you gotta see this poon-put xvid I leeched off of alt.binaries.erotica.pervert"
"Jon the first rule of usenet is you don't talk about usenet."
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spoon shaped tongue used expressly for the sole puropose of poon consumption
Frankie curled his tounge in preparation for his snacking adventures with his poon spoon.
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Can be used to describe an automobile that either:
a.) Gets you tons of poon.
OR
b.) A ride that is so beat up that it is a joke.
a.) That kid gets so much poon cause of his poon wagon.
b.) My poon wagon is in the shop again. I hope my mommy or daddy can give me a ride to the mall.
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1.A male who who hurts the girl in a way that it leaves some sort of visisble mark thus branding her as his girl.(adj.)
2.The act of slapping a females crotch after sex.(verb)
3.Someone who always fucks the girl hard no matter what.(adj.)
-dude after i was done i came in her eye and now its all red and stuff.
-why do u always hurt your girl friends man?
-what can i say I'm a poon wacker
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1. An object or creature thats helps the owner to get laid
2. A giant magnet that attracts vaginas
He used the poon magnet (dolphin), to get laid.
The poon magnet immediately dropped her pants.
Men bring poon magnets to help them score chicks.
Dolphins are bigger poon magnets then cars.
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