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Very similar to the phrases, vagina blocker, cunt Nazi, pussy kryptonite, vagina reflector, beaver dam, pussy blocker, cunt mugger, pussy dodger, snatch repeller, and beaver bandit.
It is used to describe any one person or group of persons that are preventing you from getting your dick wet.
Gavin: "I'm trying to get with Haley! Stop being such a poon paddler!"
Justin: "Wow, back off, all I said was that I had a boner."
Gavin: "Exactly, I think you should probably just leave."
Justin: (Yelling) "Man fuck you, and fuck you Haley! I'm out!"
A sweaty, messy girls' downstairs
I couldn't go down on her because she had a mass case of Lagoon Poon
Poon gravy is vagina secretions.
Looks like you have a bit of poon gravy on your chin
A lesbian. Similar to the term ass bandit for homosexuals.
Tom: "Do you know that girl?"
Mary: "Yeah, she's mad cool...and a lesbian"
Tom: "She's a poon bandit?"
Mary: "Yeah man, she loves poon"
A person who breaks into a persons house only to smell their dirty under wear.
Oz the loves breaking into Katie's house just to sniff her teenie poon soiled panties. Oz is such a Poon Fairy.
to graze her vagina in an upward fashion
rather than a handshake or a kiss on the cheek, i prefer to give her a poon swipe