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post pirate

A person who comments on pictures/statuses that they are entirely unrelated to and unwelcome in.

Steven: Haha. Do you remember that time we went camping?
Erica: Yeah. That was way fun!
Caitlin: Haha. You look like you guys were punched in the face before this picture was taken. Lol!
Stephen: Man, Caitlin is such a god damn post pirate.

by Warren Buffet jr. December 5, 2008


post verbal

The state before falling asleep when one is still conscious but speaking requires extra effort

Bruh, we had just done hooking up and then she started talking about her feelings, I was totally post verbal by then. Couldn't say anything meaningful back, just grunted approvingly and fell asleep.

by ludope April 4, 2021


post-roast

The act of cleaning your mouth and your asshole at the same time.

Hey Cedric, or Fredrick, could one of you please fetch me a beach towel so I post-roast in one fluid motion?

by Liquid Alf & Jim 'The Knuckle' February 9, 2014


Post scorers

Post scorers are an Indication that you should run as fast as possible. God forbid if they’re elite 3. Post scorers are known to be the cancer of this world.

Post scorers are an Indication that you should run as fast as possible. God forbid if they’re elite 3. Post scorers are known to be the cancer of this world.

*Bob* “Hey, Let’s play over here?”
*Steve* “That’s a post scorer, let’s change park.”

by Stevendavies1 May 21, 2019


Wigger Posting

Posting in a forum or message board in an inarticulate mish mash of incomplete and misspelled words. Wigger posting contains a profusion of words usually of little or obscure content which will cause those with higher than an eighth grade education to wrinkle their foreheads and exclaim, "What is this gibberish?!" Wigger posters are primarily white yet sprinkle their atrocious "writing" with ghetto African American lingo and jive talk.

"Hey guys can you even read this wigger posting nonsense?"

I seriously wish u wud have went n there and talked 2 the older woman n guy n tld them tht the guy there was a smart ass jerk. They wud throw ur ass 2 the curb! I thnk its funny tht u say he costs thm so much money :) evry1 who goes n there without an attitude LOVES him! Obviously u were a prick n the first place or he wudnt have been like that :) n ur so chicken sh*t you cnt evn say it 2 his face!!:) 2 funny lmmfao

"Oh, they're wigger posting again."

by Jen Add Air January 15, 2012


[post THIS void]

When you be in a void but then have headache but then you exit the headache and be in a void and something with a flower (very relatable)

post THIS void is a reference to the popular and award winning video game. It is well known for Dwayne the rock johnsons awe inspiring performance.

Person 1: "I was in a void and got headache and then were in a void."
Person 2: "You mean, you are post THIS void."

by ItsMarcel June 5, 2022


post senioritis

after graduating high school,getting lazy in the beggining of college.

student: wow,im just too lazy to do my work and just graduated from high school and i had a bad case of senioritis and now im still lazy i just started college,im procrastinating my work..
student 2:wow already! i think you have post senioritis hahaha better go to the doctor!

by livilivinlavidaloca October 6, 2010