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Describes a person whose face has no coherent shape or bone structure, somewhat resembling a potato.
Have you ever noticed that all of the girls' parents on 16 & pregnant are potato-faced hicks?
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A woman of free virtue who has no redeeming features apart from having unusually large breasts with which to snare the opposite sex. These women are usually single & promiscuous due being unable to keep a man.
"Any long term plans mate?" "Nah she's tits on a potato, after the STW i'm ready to go home"
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Someone who sits in front of the computer for hours surfing the internet, rather than going out and having a life.
I may be a couch potato, but my cyber potato brother hasn't moved from that computer screen for 3 hours.
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Person who sits on the couch all day watching TV and barking orders at any who come within hearing distance. Also complains loudly about their lot in life even though they don't have anything to do other than sit around and watch TV.
He/She was such a grouch potato last time I visited! I don't think I will go there anymore!
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The use of a potato peeler on a guy's dick. Very rare in real life, but nevertheless the ultimate potential downside of receiving a handjob or blowjob from a girl you just met. Often used as a joke at one of your homies after he turns a girl down.
Eg 1: Chris is kinda paranoid. This girl was going down on him when she pulled something out of her pocket; he freaked and thought she was gonna try potato peeling, but it was actually just her cell
Eg 2: why didn't you hook up with that girl? Afraid of potato peeling??
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When your gym coach gets a haircut and his name is also Randall Todd, you may call him a "burnt potato."🤡
"Wow, Randall is such a burnt potato!"
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