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When an individual is hard to get in touch with or contact. This can be through technology or face to face.
That man is currently presidenting.
The act of doing the job of president well
Donald trump is ass at presidenting
Clinical medical head of the mysoginistic drinking society "Corpissed." Owns a very interesting picture anatomy book.
James has got his book again!
I'm arranging a formal with the all girls college ... ;)
Who else but 45 and 47, due to his complete lack of knowledge, experience, leadership or ethics.
I am waiting to see the tremendous shitshow begin to unfold on the day the Pseudo President is sworn in!
Formula-narrative driven public-consciousness regarding the President's Progress, where epic heights are routinely imperiled with chasmic pitfalls, and where for every second speech the 'stakes could not be higher,' will 'define his/her presidency,' and invites the usual cliches by the typical pundits.
-- Phew!! I'm just glad that, for all the upheavals, that things are finally going great!!
-- But wait, are they?! Sure, if there's a great speech to be given, he's more intrepid than FDR (who rationed his fireside chats, so as not to be overexposed,) but this next challenge coming-up will DEFINE HIS PRESIDENCY!!
-- It's the Behind the Music Presidency...there's always the VP Oprah fallback position....
A play on bench press; whenever you or anyone else is the one guy in the gym who acts like he has the world record bench press max, owns the bench station, and walks in as if "Hail to the Chief" starts playing as soon as he gets through the door. Used to refer to a badass jacked dude, or sarcastically to a not so jacked dude.
Lifter 1: Dude, you see that guy over there?
Lifter 2: Yea, that's the gym's official new bench president
Lifter 1: That guy is badass
Lifter 2: I hear he reps 4,000 lbs on bench press
(more sarcastically)
Guy 1: What's up bench president, you're looking exceptionally jacked today
Guy 2: Fuck you man
A sex move involving either two men or a man and a woman. It involves pulling out of either the ass or pussy, turning the partner around, and shooting a cum shot on the back of their head.
Much like how the 16th U.S. president also got a shot to the back of the head
"Dude, Last night Lexi told me to give her the President Lincoln