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When you predict gossip.
Typically used in conjunction with “spill the tea”
Alternate version “Reading the spilled tea leaves”
I can’t believe you knew about all that gossip before she spilled the tea, you were reading the tea leaves for sure
Achmed: ay where you going
Jerome: To read the bible. Ill be right back
The verbiage used when someone from Virginia residues in a different state and a person needs to be told the hard, cold truth due to ugly behavior.
"I'm fixin to cuss you Virginia reading style if you don't get outta my face"
When you spend a week on Mongolian, marching powder, and the door is locked on, the shitter perch, her self against a post and release all that backed up semi solid waste
Oh, that poor bastard hasta shit so bad and the doors locked. He’s gonna have to do “the standing reading”
This person is a NERD they also have big eyes and like walking in circles after they have used the restroom if you see one take a picture
Look it’s a person who wants to read their book (LMRMB) #ultrarare #takeapic let me read my book