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muddy hot rod

The act of doggy style sex that includes a couple of "accidental" swift yet violent thrusts into the girls anus.

James was givin brandy a spin until a good muddy hot rod ended it all.

by barchizer February 27, 2014

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Hot Rod

a special little girl who cannot sing nor act...she needs to get a face over and needs a candy cane immediately (love giving head)

Hi. Im Hot Rod. I think i can sing over the rainbow but can't at all because i suck. peace

by Anonymous June 9, 2003

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cod-to-rod ratio

ratio of women to men
cod = fish that you're trying to catch.
rod = thing you catch fish with.

Of course, it also works on the (female body part that allegedly smells like fish) / (male body part that sometimes is a rod) level.

Let's blow this popsicle stand, the cod-to-rod ratio has been getting worse ever since the ball game ended.

by toddler November 16, 2004

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re-rod

A person of questionable mental capabilities; a retard

That kid who just got a 0 on his test is a big re-rod

by mongoloid December 13, 2017

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Dirty Dowsing Rod

A sexual act in which a man exposes his boner in a public outdoor area, wandering aimlessly while pointing it towards the ground. When he randomly chooses to stop, he immediately proceeds to rub one out on the ground beneath him. If asked what he is doing, he explains he is dowsing for a well.

1.) Jenny saw someone performing a dirty dowsing rod in Central Park this morning as she was going for a jog.
2.) Larry was arrested at 3pm today for performing a dirty dowsing rod.

by Moonshine Billy February 25, 2015


hydroponic shit rod

When your floating in your girlfriend's parents' pool and release a long straight solid shit into the deep end by the ladder.

Bro, Jason just released a hydroponic shit rod into Cassie's Dad's new pool. Some girl ate it while doing a cannonball

by JesusdeJesus February 28, 2009

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Little Rod Rodney

Someone with a tiny penis that won't satisfy anyone even if he tried. Can be used also to describe someone with a useless weapon/object that won't be of any use. Simply can be used as just useless, unsatisfying or weak.

1) How was sex with Matthew the other night Stacey?
He was a 'Little Rod Rodney'
Oh I'm so sorry for you

2) Is the bronze dagger any good?
Nah man it's a 'Little Rod Rodney'

by SupremeKaiMyGuy January 4, 2021