Dutch Rub

When a Gay Dutchman rubs up against you

Rhett "That Gay Dutchman just tried to cop a feel of my butt!"

Joe "He Got Some Nerve, giving you a Dutch Rub!"

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Chub Rub

Another term for a semi-boner

When a mans penis is hard but not erect

Johnathan noticed he had a chub rub while skype calling his girlfriend.

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double rub

The minimum amount of strokes it takes to blow your load.

Last night Gail gave me a record setting double rub. I just about blinded her.

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Rub Joint

A dive bar or real shitty motel and the people who hang out there are low lifes too.

I would never go there the place is a real rub joint you might catch something.

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corn rubbed

When a person rolls their corn-on-the-cob in a stick of butter

Instead of using a knife to put butter on her corn, Chris corn rubbed her corn-on-the-sob.

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Clag Nut Rub

Picking your Clag Nuts then rubbing them in someone else's face

Let's go Clag Nut Rub the new lad

rubbing salt on the wound

Rubbing salt on the wound is a idiom when you make a matter worse or to make someone very unhappy

You are literally rubbing salt on the wound trying to say sorry to me