salmoned

To be tired of an item, especially food items.

I'm salmoned on strawberry yogurt. Give me some other flavor, please.

Ham and Salmon pasty

(Vagina)

My pork sword goes well with her ham and salmon pasty

spit on the salmon

spitting on the salmon is a word used when you want to ask if someone sucks cock, but dont want people to think you are weird

"hey bro, do you spit on the salmon"

"only on saturdays"

spit on the salmon

To spit on the salmon means to suck a dick.

The term comes from norwegian, and is «Spøtte på laksen» in norwegian.

Note! Since salmon is a normal cuisine in Norway it is important to remember to not use the term in a conversation about food.

Did u get some at the party?- friend

Nja, I meet this guy, but I was on my period, so I could only spit on the salmon.-

Salmon Cookie

When a woman who hasn't showered wipes herself from clit to crack and eats the toilet paper.

Last week Bill told me I smelled like a fish, so I baked him a Salmon Cookie!