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A joke making fun of how many episodes it takes to do anything in Dragon Ball Z.
You: hey how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb.
some guy: ok how many.
You:just one except it takes 20 episodes.
Getting sterilized sex tools to screw a person.
I feel like Kirk-Screwing Daniel.
Angry screw is a shot of screwball whiskey and dropped into a glass of apple angry orchard
I would like an angry screw please
Also known as a "titty fuck", while the man thrusts between the woman's boobs he is grinds her chest (sternum).
I loved a good sternum screw. Her tits were so big and juicy.
When you really want to have sex with someone, but it's evident they have the flu; fever, chills, stuffy nose. While it should be a deterrent and you're putting your own immune system at risk, you do it anyway.
Joe was only here for one night, sick as a dog, but I had to go for the flu screw because last time we saw each other he made me cum 9 times.
The art of swapping babies in hospital or murdering there parents early on so as to perpetuate shitty ways of life that lead to such things as lepricy and the doom of all mankind and perhaps even everything
Hey Jack let’s go screw fuck farting
Sorry bobby I’ve done too much using and can’t even walk or speak which is why I am up your arse at the moment talking to you out of my body in our favourite way kiss kiss lover
Something an old crackhead called Cathy will say to you after almost being ran over by some lip in a car near to a care home in central Birmingham (may also happen outside a nursery with a name that kind of rhymes with tittle nipple, but this is rare). The phrase will be spoken when the crackface opens their legs outside an old dirty phone box, and tries to smooth talk you. Usually followed by a loud cackle. This strange sound is the crackholes mating call. If the crackbum says this phrase to you, run away to the nearest off license and buy some fruit gums.
Charlie Help! There is a crackhead walking towards me!
Kaid Hopefully some lip will run her over and save us!
Cathy Keep on screwing!
Both Aaahhh! Kill her!
Cathy You lips! KEEP ON SCREWING!
Both Disembowl her dead corpse!