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The act of taking superglue and filling the tip of the penis to create a water tight seal.
Jason was into gooning so naturally the next step was water sealing
When sailors want to kill a baby seal, they have 3 ways to do it. Either shoot it in the head, hit it with a blunt object or a hakapik. They usually go for the hakapik since it's the easiest to use, but if they don't have one, they will use the blunt object (like a baseball bat or golf club). It is also used as a saying because it is an easy task if you hit the seal right in the head, similar to shooting fish in a barrel.
"When I was working on the boat, they made me club baby seals"
"We won the race with 3 minutes to spare. It was like clubbing baby seals."
When a man is having sex with a woman in Missionary and the woman farts and the man can feel the fart on his balls. The fart is often forceful enough to slightly move the mans Scrotum. In serious cases fart particles can be felt.
Also, some men have a Seal Sneeze Fetish
James was having sex with his tinder date when she Seal Sneezed on his Balls.
when you first pee after drinking a lot, and then you keep peeing all night constantly.
friend 1: i really have to pee
friend 2: you should wait otherwise you’re gonna break your seal for the whole night
Order an Macca's Hamburger (Beef= Land) and an McCkicken burger(Bird = Air) and a Fillet o Fish burger (Fish = Sea). Take two of the insides of burgers and and then to third burger inside and close the bin. Now you have a Land, Air and Sea made delicious secret weapon.
They should but the Navy SEAL Burger on the MacDonald's secret menu.