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noun, plural shartes blanches shahrts blanch, blahnch; Fr. shart blahnsh
1. Unconditional authority; full discretionary power to shart as you please. Usually granted after a heavy night of drinking, or the accidental consumption of high volumes of laxitives.
2. A pair of jocks that is blank except for a shart and given by the shartist to another person to wear as he or she pleases.
3. Cards. a hand having no face card but with a really shitty scoring value, as in piquet.
" Hung over today are we? Never mind, you have Sharte Blanche today"
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Lord of sharts means to be the king of all the sharts that snuck there way through your booty cheeks and in to your underwear.
I am the lord of sharts.
In which you laugh so hard you shart your jeans, but then suddenly a grape appears out of nowhere and devours the shart until the grape itself turns brown.
The grape then gets very sick and in turn ends up with a staph infection.
The grape then proceeds to shrivel up until it turns into a raisin- to which you then consume the raisin, completing the food chain circle.
“Oh my gosh that grape just got a staph infection from that shart!”
“I just laughed so hard I shart staphed!”
the opposite of shitting your pants
after eating a double order of chili fries i experienced a bad case of the throat sharts
A brain fart immediately succeeded by verbal diarrhoea.
Becca's brain sharted when she exclaimed "I just had a massive shit in the shower"... she meant toilet.
When you fart and it's not a fart. We're not talking skid-marks, there's a 3-inch lump of shit in your boxers! Usually a side effect of a Big Mac.
I went to McDonald's and had me a Big Mac. About 30 seconds later, my insides were feeling kinda funny. I drove home speeding at like 200 kilometers an hour. I fumbled my keys tryna unlock the fucking door, thinking "please let me get inside." I farted the second I got inside, but it felt like more than just a fart. I waddled like a penguin to the bathroom, and there was this 3-inch turd in my boxers. A 3-inch piece of fucking green slimy shit made it's way in to my boxers! Shit shart, I thought.
After wiping, I experienced diarrhea.
When a person is walking and they squeeze out a fart but instead of gas coming out of their asshole they shit their pants.
I have to go home to clean my ass crack because I have the walking sharts and made a huge mess in my shorts. Yuk!!!
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