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noun, plural shartes blanches shahrts blanch, blahnch; Fr. shart blahnsh
1. Unconditional authority; full discretionary power to shart as you please. Usually granted after a heavy night of drinking, or the accidental consumption of high volumes of laxitives.
2. A pair of jocks that is blank except for a shart and given by the shartist to another person to wear as he or she pleases.
3. Cards. a hand having no face card but with a really shitty scoring value, as in piquet.
" Hung over today are we? Never mind, you have Sharte Blanche today"
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When a person or group of people surprise/scare you so bad that you shart your self.
Shart
(Walks through door into dark room)
Everybody: SURPRISE!!!!!
You: AHHHHH!!!!!
(During the commotion you have had a surprise shart)
In which you laugh so hard you shart your jeans, but then suddenly a grape appears out of nowhere and devours the shart until the grape itself turns brown.
The grape then gets very sick and in turn ends up with a staph infection.
The grape then proceeds to shrivel up until it turns into a raisin- to which you then consume the raisin, completing the food chain circle.
“Oh my gosh that grape just got a staph infection from that shart!”
“I just laughed so hard I shart staphed!”
Everyone that voted in the 2016 U.S. Presidential Election; a balloon full of human waste, a mixture of both solid and gaseous.
Gender Neutral Example 1: Did you hear that Jacob voted?!
Gender Neutral Example 2: Yeah the dude's a complete Shart Balloon.
The person who goes by the name of Shart Queen is Froggyalli.
Now bow to your queen and pee in the bottle for her.
Oh no! I need to find a bottle fast or the Shart Queen will be angry!
Something that I randomly made up one day and now is this.
Idk really but like just say it as a joke
It came from a song that i heard as
SALAMMMMM
II PAPI
PSSY IN THE PUMP PEE PEE
IN THE GUNK PA PEE PEE PEE
OH
NEVER SMELL LIKE SHART BEANS
SMACK MY PSSY IN THE LIKE THE GULP GULP GULP
IN THE GULP GULP GULP
ok anyways
"never smell like shart beans"
"YOU LITTLE SHART BEAN"
"i just pooped and it reminded me of shart beans"