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Looking round at an event in order to find a cracking memeber of the public that you wish to engage in dirty and flithy activites
*Walks into a party*
Dude 1: She is hot
Dude 2: Lets Go Shopping first there has to be better girls than that
A place where you go to work when your a freshman, and you have to deal with old annoying people constantly.
Often made fun of by other students that have far better jobs.
Tim: "Where do you work?"
Me: "Shop-Rite."
Tim: "Loser..."
The opposite of a shop assistant. After sufficient interactions with an inhibitor, the customer eventually learns to steer clear in order to achieve a purchase. In fact, these people have such poor product knowledge and so little initiative, that one wonders whether they actually still receive a paycheck, or have lost their way home after the last downsize. Miraculously, products are still sold despite the inhibitor's best efforts to stem the tide.
Bob: Did you get some of those cool widgets?
Joe: No, I went there and they said they didn't have
Bob: That's weird, I saw plenty when I was there yesterday.
Joe: Well, I asked the shop assistant...
Bob: No, you asked the shop inhibitor. Next time, just look for it yourself.
Pouring gin (or another alcoholic beverage) down someone's butt crack and drinking it. Kind of like a body shot but with a hairy and homoerotic twist.
"Dude, I can't believe we went gin shopping together last night! That party was wild! Is there hair in my teeth?"
Searching for someone that you can Teabag...
Damn...I spent all day shopping for teacups and you were right here all along!
Brothel, place where people have sex. Not always paying for sex but place people have lots of none-committal sex.
During the summer he made this place into a bang shop.
When you buy something just because it's from a good brand you know about, but it was actually a crappy product or just average for a ton of money. What advertisers want you to do....
When I bought that Bedhead hairdryer I realized I accidentally brand-shopped, and it was actually just a really heavy but cool-looking hairdryer.