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Norwegian Ski Pole, freezing your own shit and using it as a dildo. Originated from a lonely Norwegian scientist that got horny and bored.
"I'm so horny! But I left my dildo at my boyfriends house! Think I might just make a Norwegian Ski Pole for tonight!"
When a female masterbates with icy hot In extremely cold weather
Yea dude I saw Karen doing the Alaskan ski mask last night on the porch
girl bent over while riding skis and giving anal then pouring maple syrup on her butt
sloshy ski trap
Something a guy says when he really want to have sex.
Come on, sweetie ... I know you have a headache, but the kids wanna ski!
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1. To bang, or to have sex with.
2. To insert one's foot into the footholders of skis
Hey man, I heard that Brian put his skis on with Sarah last weekend!
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Very very similar to a Lincoln log-flume, just add a ramp at the end of the flume, just above the vaginal region, making the turd fly through the air.
I can't believe we did a swindon ski jump last night and it landed on the cat. How funny!
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the old bitch at the ski lodge whos tring to get a peice of ass from you the 18 year old kid how just broke his rist, dont do it you will get crabs
she have a smokers cough and is slaushed
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