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Upgraded from Reality Slap. Use in emergencies only
Fuck the reality slap.. Pass me a hammer and I'd reality smash you back.
Smashing trash is the act of two people fornicating who haven't washed their genitals within 48 hours. It can be anal, vaginal, oral, and any other holes that may exist. It is an act of love that should only ever be done between two people who love each other and are comfortable with each other.
*Warning* Do not try, as this can lead to infections and other potential medical issues.
Carl: Hey Bob, how's you and the wife?
Bob: Ah, you know how it is Carl. Haven't really gotten under the foreskin lately, because I have foreskin, and I don't think she's showered since Sunday, so we just smashed trash for a bit while the kids were sleeping in our bed.
Carl: I know how that is Bob, no judgement here. Jill and I are always smashing trash due to our complete lack of hygiene.
The act of punching your girl in the face, slamming her head down, then proceeding to have anal intercourse with her.
My girl wasnt in the mood last night, so i pulled The Mogar Smash on her.
The love handles on a thick girls back when she bent over doggy style that you can grip onto and smash hard as fuck!!!
Dam bro that thick girl last night had the best smash grips, just locked up and crushed that pussy with the force brov!
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Beleived to be from North Carolina - Charlotte area in origin - commonly used in the Southeastern US. To take a shit or to defecate. Synonyms; Drop a duece, take a douche (when referring to a male)
Greg exclaimed with joy "That's just lovely...I am so gonna drop a smash!!!!"
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The act of hitting someones books with your hands. If done properly the book smash can inflict embarrassment and humiliation. The desired result is to cause the victim to drop his/her books and folders. Extra points are earned if folders rip or papers fall out. If this does occur be sure to kick the debris as far away from the victim as possible.
Extra points for style are also used. Different techniques are always encouraged (upsmash, close palmed) but the mother of all smashes it the double hand a-bomb (when both hands, open palmed, smash at once) this technique is hard to pull off but never fails to deliver the ultimate devastation.use with caution.
"Holy shit! Did you just see that book smash? Dan's books flew 50 feet!"
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When a large group of three or more individuals gang attack a single individual for reasons known only to the attackers.
"Hey matt that fool just insulted me im tired of this shit, hes fittin to get hood smashed
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