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When you made some great food and it makes your asshole sneeze out ouf excitement for whats to come
This food looks great , Bong asshole sneeze.
When a man ejaculates with ferocity and is also from Portugal.
When she going down on you and you Portuguese sneeze in her eye.
When you have a mouth full of jelly and you suddenly have to sneeze and the jelly travels up to your nose and when you sneeze it sprays out alongside the usual mess.
Andrew was enjoying a bowl full of strawberry jelly when suddenly the urge to sneeze hit him, he tried to quickly swallow the jelly but he was to late the jelly flew out and hit the person sitting opposite him, she screamed in disgust and everyone else cried out in laughter, " HaHa Jelly sneeze"
When you're just about to sneeze with all the accompanying face distorts, but the sneeze never comes.
Man, I hate getting sneeze cucked!
Someone who fakes sick to get out of things, especially for the purpose of having sex.
Sort of like "boo, you whore" from mean girls
"Nah shes not at school today shes sick"
"Wow what a sneeze n squeezer"
Someone who fakes sick to get out of things, especially for the purpose of having sex.
Sort of like "boo, you whore" from mean girls
"Nah shes not at school today shes sick apparently"
"Girl she is a sneeze n squeezer and you know it"
Essentially when a girl squirts
Jason- Bro my girl squirted on my face last night
Rod- Damn her pussy sneezed hope you said bless you