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Soldier waifus will stoic look on the inside *similar to horse behavior* but really sweet, caring, loving, strong, tall, & smart.
Once you get to know them better you're guaranteed to have a positive relationship.
If you're lucky, she could be the magical kind of girl. ;)
Comrade Susi: "wow :0, she's super cool freind & loves me?! I heard she is one of those badass soldier waifus too?!" :0 *GASP*
I should talk to her & ask what else she likes.
(Bcs u know i have crush)
Soldier waifu: "yes, can you stop being a weirdo? Just tell me normally, ok?
Comrade Susi: "eeeeeee :0, i want u take me bowling & fun love stuff" *cave man bren issues* *deviates from original plan*
Soldier waifu: " less go, come let do it! You talk weird." *He's gonna do this shit again*
"Besides you're like pretty little ladie."
Ending: goes bowling n does fun love shit.
Happy end. :P
A creative person devoted to free expression and willing to rough it as they create.
Basquiat was truly an art soldier. He painted what he knew and lived in grim conditions became he was so ahead of his time.
A Boy Toy Soldier is a middle-aged man, typically from Miami, who has a penchant for being aggressive, loud, and notoriously slutty. Despite their advanced age, they still embody the brash, cocky attitude of a boy playing with toy soldiers while listening to Jessica Simpson. They often wear bold, flashy clothing and sport a gelled hairstyle that's trying too hard to make a statement about age. You will often find them having fun with the dolls by the pool.
She slept with a back up dancer, that's nasty! She's such a Boy Toy Soldier.
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People that derive sexual gratification from sticking their feet inside the buttholes of others.
"She told me to be her foot soldier so I oiled my foot up and slid it in her bum"
Da Soldier is an American Malackhee from Atlanta, GA. He is the creator of the Malackh genre.
Da Soldier is Malackhee
Someone who tries to fight the hardships of life but always surrenders before the battle even begins
"Brandon is definitely a Némagy Soldier"