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I'm shopping for someone else...

Da standard "please bear with me --- I'm not familiar with this type or purchase" preamble-remark dat you ruefully tell a store-employee whom you ask for assistance in finding/choosing one or more items dat you never use yourself, and so you have less of an idea of how to shop for it or maybe even where it's stocked in da store.

Two good examples of when you might tell a staffperson, "I'm shopping for someone else..." might be if you were looking for a type of media-entertainment (such as books, music, or movies) dat you have no interest in yourself, or if you merely lived a simple bachelor's existence and were procuring "fussy female stuff" items for a lady-friend, such as cosmetics, dress-up clothing, fancy table-setting accessories, etc.

by QuacksO May 20, 2023


FUCKING SOMEONE

What will never happen to me.

ARE YOU FUCKING SOMEONE! I HEAR MOANING!

by Justthatoneweeb October 19, 2021

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Shaking someone's fist

When you shake someone's hand when that person was abound to fist bump

that mf got fired cuz he tried to hand shake instead of fist bumping he was shaking someone's fist

by Findloo Chunk April 1, 2022


SOMEONE'S OVERSTATEMENT

You are EATING SHIT from their ASSHOLE for the rest of your LIFE.

You make SOMEONE'S OVERSTATEMENT apparently quite promulgate and you get cooked the big time degradation.

by DEFINITIVE PEDOPHILE May 22, 2021


someone to the left of me

When you want to say something bad about someone to the left of you, but you don't want to say they're name so you say someone to the right of me.

Theres someone to the left of me, who doesn't know how to be normal.

by Tarferhal November 10, 2017


poppin' someone's hashie

Taking someone's weed virginity.

Ollie: I so popped her hashie last weekend.
Blue: Hella. You're rolling in the P.

Poppin' someone's hashie. Word.

by Komaters January 30, 2014


Someone else

1.Someone that is not you. 2.Someone threatening. 3. Your psychiatrist.

Your Girlfriend is cheating on you with someone else. Sorry David.

by BuckleMeTimbers November 12, 2020