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The being that desinged the world through Intelligent Design. He is impossible to see and manipulates our scientific insturments to hide His presence. In the begining He designed a mountain, trees, and a midget. When spreading the good news about Him one must wear full pirate regalia. FSMism is composed to loose moral obligations, every friday is a holiday, and heaven has a stripper factory and beer volcano. RAmen.
"As part of our science lesson, we will learn about the theories of evolution, Intelligent Design, and Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, so I hope y'all brought your pirate regalia. Yarrrr."
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A holy monster of spaghetti. The one true savior... have you been touched by his noodly appendage?
I have been saved by the flying spaghetti monster!
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When a woman is on her period, a man fucks her and then pulls out revealing the penis covered in spaghetti sauce
Yo that bitch gave me a seattle spaghetti
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When a lady is giving birth and her partner proceeds to perform cunnilingus (goes down on) her to help ease the pains of childbirth. Then, suddenly the lady comes and the baby shoots out in a shower of blood and placenta, covering the lover's face and upper torso. The partner catches the baby. We hope.
Frank is such a good daddy! When I was giving birth he ate the spaghetti supper to help me through the pain.
I didn't know I was pregnant until we had a little spaghetti supper accident in bed.
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Something that is really schway.
"Oh man, I heard you just won a bajillion dollas. Cool spaghetti."
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The flying Spaghetti Monster is the god of Pastafarians. Many people think this is just a religion made up to make fun of people. But Pastafarians are just as serious about there religion as you are about yours.
Mary: "Do you believe in god?"
Sue: "Yeah I believe in the Flying Spaghetti monster!"
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the eating of pubic hair
Eat my pubes like spaghetti.
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I hear that my pubic hair spaghetti isn't to bad.
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