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Like spread eagle, but upside down.
Bruce hung from the rafters with arms and legs extended in spread-bat position, waiting for The Joker to bring him more Queso-flavored Ruffles.
Something you put on bread with chili
I put nut spread on my friends cheeks and licked it off
Something you put on bread with jelly
I put nut spread on my friends cheeks and licked it off
When Justice opens Carole’s legs early in the morning.
Justice: “Aye Carole, you ready for the Morning Spread?”
Carole: *snores*
To urinate on someone else's front lawn. Generaly done while standing on the front porch or steps.
Dude, I had to tap a kidney but someone left a bowl winder in the loo so I went out on her porch and wet the spread.
When you use some dip and then spread her legs and smear it on her pussy.
Don’t use Buffalo dip for the dip and spread unless you want to take a trip to the ER
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your local department: yes i am aware this is stupid.
other guy: Bob invasion?
me: yes
your local department: spread bob