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a nasty hoe who cant swim very well.
shay is a swimming armadillo she wont be at the pool party
Commonly mistaken for adult swim by dumb whores
Hey what’s American swim? You mean adult swim? Dumb slut.
When two people who identify as male are having consensual sex with a person who identifies as female and one of the males leaves the woman freshly creampied in her vagina the other man comes up while she’s in the doggy position. And he creampies her asshole.
Holy shit you pulled an ozark swim-up bar with Darryl last night?
when a guy is in the pool. his head goes down but his bare butt come up.
did you see that guys seductive swimming?
The female version of Skiing. Where the middle of three people fingers the two outside women.
Hey man, I'm about to go sit between those two beautiful women and go swimming.
The only true sport that should be appreciated in the athletics world more. Swimming is the only skill that can save your life, drowning? You swim. Playing football, soccer, basketball etc. I respect them all since they're all difficult sports of them own, but swimming hits different because you can't always breathe. To all the salty xc runners who say swimming isn't a sport, you're not doing so bright either. Believe me. You guys just seem to run away from your problems all the time. And them pencil thin arms and booty-shorts... our guys have speedos which is hot. But to those who are chill with us, we chill with you too. Every sport is hard in their own way but swimming is the hardest. You can't always breathe and you're going against water resistance 24/7. No wonder our bodies are built so fine
Swimmer : "I went swimming today"
Non-swimmer: "what did you do?"
Swimmer: "easy 1200"
Non-swimmer: "1200 laps?!"
A colloquialism form of psychological manipulation in which the abuser attempts to sow self-doubt and confusion in their victim's mind.
John stop swimming around me and pretending that it didn't happen.