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Shaving your hair and somehow being unrecognizable (especially to the police)
Person: You're completely different, Sean, have you had surgery?
Sean: No, i just cut my hair
Person: OMFGC (OH my fucking god caillou)
Sean: Yep, it's the caillou syndrome
A rare form of brain disease, which 1 in 100 retards will get in their lifetime, where their brain takes the form of a retardagon, thus creating stupidity and lack of logic and common sense in the mind. Most people with this syndrome were dropped on their head as a baby.
" oh my god have you heard that tacus got tested positive jask syndrome?" "I know, I would be devastated if I got jask syndrome too."
a short, fat, man that looks, talks, walks, and sounds like a like a oompaloompa
for example Ian has oompaloompa syndrome.
Affliction where one can walk into a situation completely unaware of the current state of play, and comment instantly, and often with great accuracy on present dealings.
In this situation (where Stoichkov Syndrome was first diagnosed), 3 people are discussing the European Football Championships, #2 and #3 have successfully named 15 of the 16 participating nations without naming any wrong teams, and #1 conducting the quiz presses them for the answer to the 16th (Bulgaria), offering a clue...
#1: "One of the greatest footballers of the past 20 years hailed from this nation."
#4: (joining the conversation from an entirely neutral standpoint, having only heard the clue offered)
"Stoichkov"
#2 and #3: "Bulgaria!"
#1: "Yes! Incredible!"
The ability to consciously regurgitate information given to you and repeat it with no subconscious thought. Repeating ideas and thoughts of others said to you as if your own for personal gain. Copying others work and repeating it as your own.
Jane just told me the exact story that Susan told her last week as if it happened to her; she clearly has Parrot-Syndrome.
When a person acts like a spoiled bitch just because it is their birthday.
Man that guy is an asshole, maybe he has birthday syndrome
A person (usually Iraqi) who has excessive obsession for themselves. They usually have fucked up teeth and are professionally skilled in catfishing. People who have this syndrome usually walk around thinking they are better than everyone else and they usually get played by Yemeni or Lebanese men.
Friend: “You are so good at everything what can’t you do”
Me: “Stop boosting my ego before I catch Dayan Syndrome”