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The moldy residue that builds up on your penis after having unprotected sex with several prostitutes. If not properly cleaned right away it has been scientifically proven to develop new strands of bacteria that modern medicine is unable to cure or properly treat.
Person A: Hey bro, what did you put on my toast?
Person B: I rubbed my dick on it, it's hooker taint.
Person A: Wow, I can't believe it's not butter!
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an act of violent and catastrophic revenge on a person who made a poor life decision by messing with the wrong business person in a weakened economy.
He owes me over $4,000. So next time I see him I'm going to give him a bloody taint he'll never forget.
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Tainted knuckles occur when you reach between your legs to wipe your ass after a shit and your knuckles touch the vile soup in the toilet bowl or,heaven forbid,the turd itself.
Damn! I'm going to have to wash my hand.I got tainted knuckles.
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When you're getting your dick sucked and the woman takes balls in mouth while sticking her tounge out to lick the taint.
That whore Cindy gave me a bj along with a tainted squirrel last night.
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Used to refer how cold the temperature is outside, in an extreme way.
Jeff: Dude it is seriously colder then a Goblin's Taint out here right now.
Adam: I know this, my balls just curled inside my anus like a goblin's punch.
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The act of a person defecating on another's penis immediately after they are sodomized.
"It went really well until I got some tainted retribution"
"My boyfriend really wanted to try butt sex for the longest time, so to turn him off from it I gave him a tainted retribution the first time we did it"
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Proper noun describing the rubbery area between the scrotum and anus; commonly inhabited in elderly Indian men, or the most vile, disgusting, and nasty smells a human can come into contact with.
Dan: "How can u breathe up there with all that smoke?"
Cory: "I can't really, that scrap box fire has this whole plant smelling like Gjeto's Taint!"
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