I'd tap that

The phrase "I'd tap that" is slang, used to express the sex appeal of another. Often this phrase is used sarcastically, when the referenced chick is beat (ugly).

"Damn, look at those tits!" "I'd tap that!"
"Holy shit that chick is beat!" "LOL I'd tap that."

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Tapping the Keg

The act of having sex with a woman who's breasts have the ability to lactate, or produce milk.

I sure liked tapping the keg, there is nothing better than having sex and drinking breast milk

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love tap

its when a girl hits ya cuz she like ya

Oh, y'all ever heard of that love tap?
-My girl gave me one last night.

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Peter Tap

When someone taps a guys penis with his/her hand or with an object. EXTREMELY GAY if your a dude doing it.

"Chuck Lee was a peter tapper."

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Tap

Another definition for a males penis or scrotum.

1. "My tap is sticking together"
2. "DAMN look at the size of his tap!"

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coochie tap

Playful tap of a woman's vagina, another way of saying Hey Girl!!

You look great today girlfriend!!! (coochie tap)

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Bottle Tapping

When you are at a bar and someone taps the top of your beer bottle causing the beer to foam up and overflow and piss that person off. It then proceeds to start a bottle tapping war throughout your group. It never ends. The best solution is to put your thumb on the top of your beer bottle.

"Dammit Katie just tapped my beer bottle. Now there is beer all over the floor and my shoes. Shit I hate bottle tapping."

"Katie, stop bottle tapping everyone!!!"

"Katie, we are never going out with you again if you continue to bottle tap us!!"

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