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When a full-grown man cries intensively after losing any kind of game that he knew he should have won.
"Dude guess what, when I beat Tim at ping-pong he started Tebow-Tearing it up cause he thought he was better than me!!"
"Haha, classic jackass!"
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1. To rip one's own anus in a period of massive bowel obstruction.
2. To glass bottom boat your dog King Charles.
1. Mom, Jesus is tearing Charlie.
2. Come here You little SHIT
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To Pee
To urinate or go number 1
I will be right back, I need to drop a tear
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When someone for whatever reason begins to cry while they are making a pie.
Pete's comments affected Betty terribly and it wasn't long before she was making a tear pie.
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A Teddy Tear is a slight gash in a condom in which cum can seep through. Most usually occurs when fucking a girls brains out. Going Slow and Steady Eddy can reduce the chances of a Teddy Tear happening.
Have fun but watch out for a Teddy Tear.
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whatchu need to take down some Shoppers or some other local scum. this shit will knock your socks off and let you jack bombs into next week. synonyms: palumbip
GIMME SOME GYPSY TEARS SO I CAN RIP THIS JIMMY FALLON WANNABE A NEW ONE!
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The Star Tear disease is a fictional illness similar and inspired to the Hanahaki disease.
It's not deadly but cannot be cured.
It was created from
The illness born from subjects of unrequited love in which the patient start to cry coloured tears similar to stars; hence the name. Along with the coloured tears, often there is a crystalline sound or similar noises when a tear shatters on a solid plan.
The disease affects the victim eyes, making them turn color blind and, in rare cases, make the victim lose sight.
The illness would disappear if the victim get their feeling required romantically and not in matter of friendship. Although the damages already done won't disappear.
As the tears rolled down his cheeks, colored with every possible shade he had ever saw, sliding down along with that clear and crystalline twinkling.
He wanted it to stop, he didn’t wanted to cry anymore yet he wanted it to continue. he couldn’t completely hate the tears falling down his eyes, so shiny and colorful, reminding him of the stars.
Because, even if they would have made him blind, it would remind him of her. And, that was the curse of the Star Tear disease.
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