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yo I'm just keepin it ten benjamins.
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the truly crackerish athletes in the big ten conference.
consider funk a slang term
They got the big ten funk up in illinois.
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Low-rent, heinous substance that disfigures you, like homemade napalm.
Because they ruined her name
Well, she hit them with her ten cent pistol
And they've never been the same
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(n) The act of getting an erection in the presence of a beautiful woman.
Paris Hilton walked into the room and I gave her a Ten Gun Salute.
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When you have 10% of a boner so it just barley bulges in your pants but is still noticeable.
Man i'm rocking a ten percenter and i don't know what to do with it.
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The Ten Second Warning is the brief period before vomiting where you are aware of what is about to happen. It's like your body telling you to get to a sink or toilet, unless you want the extra hassle of mopping your own stomach acid off the floor.
"Hmm, I'm suddenly wide awake; there better be a good reason for my precious sleep being disturbed. My stomach doesn't feel so good, and-- oh crap, it's The Ten Second Warning! Find a toilet!"
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When a guy gets so excited that he barely gets her shirt off before and blows his load, usually acompanied by the excuse "meh, it's been a while".
Typically happens to virgins, engineers, dush-bags in suits, any guy aged 14-19, this guy named Dan that I met at my friends birthday party last month, and dudes with large commic book collections.
Last night was horrible. He started feeling me up and this wet spot formed in his pants and he ran for the bathroom. He was such a ten-second-tom.
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