G-code

a code of conduct and respect for fellow gang memebers. based on ranking you may only be able to act a certain way toward them, and not allowed to be certain places(ex. movie theater, neighborhood, street corner.)

u better stick to the g-code around them boys on the corner.

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code 12

SKEET! (originally created as a part of an elaborate code system used by lifeguards in the early 21st century)

see skeet

1.) Aww crap! I have code 12 in my hair... again!

2.) Code 12!

3.) Oh gosh... I'm about to code 12.

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code red

describes the condition when diarrhea is inevitable and a restroom of any sort must be found immediately. This is preceded by code yellow and followed by the dreaded code brown.

Uncle Charlie rushed to the nearest bathroom as his condition worsened to Code Red. It was likely to be a photo finish.

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code 17

Ambulance code for "Drug Overdose"

Man that crackhead we picked up last night was waaaayyyy code 17

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code blue

this is when you go out to eat, usually with friends, and while in the car on the ride back you have to take a shit so bad you can taste it. You yell out "Code Blue!" This lets everyone in the car know that its an emergency and if they don't pull over right away your going to shit your pants.

Oh no! Ive got a Code Blue! Pull the fucking car over befor I shit it full.

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Code-9

Greatest Gaming/Community Website known to man!

Koed Nein 0wn4g3

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Dress Code

Guys dress code for a strip club, Halloween, or Las Vegas:
1. Pants
2. Wallet containing cash

Girls dress code for a strip club, Halloween, or Las Vegas:
1. Heels
2. short skirt (no panties)
3. Top showing excessive cleavage

Girls dress code when greater than 200lbs:
1. GIANT burlap sack.
2. Flower print Moo-Moo

Door Guy: "Excuse me Ma'am, but we have a policy at this club that does not permit chicks as hot as you to enter while wearing dress slacks, It is against our dress code. Please go home and either change into something slutty OR become 40 years older. Your fat friend my enter but only if she puts on a giant burlap sack to disguise her as a mountain of potatoes, we do not want to scare the other patrons. You may purchase a burlap sack from us for $15"

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