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You typical 6 foot asian daddy. Who is a smart, funny, and can impress yo mama. Gyms which means he got the dump truck. Will eat your food for you and always decides what he wants to eat. He don't party so you know he not a player and loyal ash.
Do you know that chad, Andy Nguyen.
A field full of thorns and prickers usually bailed wet causing barns to burn to the ground
Hay Andy is the cause of the barn fire
a lumpy lobbed asshole with no sense of smell and no grasp on reality.
god Andy Johnson really smells. But we cant tell him because he is an asshole amd cant smell anyway. What a stinky Andy!!
A guy who converted to Islam to tell muslim girls he's muslim and emotionally deep. he then has sex with them until he meets their friend and becomes confused and depressed.
Brown girl in the club; hey
Andy woo; I'm muslim btw ;)
Brown girl in club: Hey
Andy Woo: Did I tell you I'm muslim ;)
A synonym for "perfect".
I could never grasp the meaning of "perfect" - until I met Andy. Suddenly, the definition fell into place, and my breath was taken away each moment I spent with him.
Perfection is not attainable. Unless you're Andy Marcuѕ.
"Pulling an Andy" basically means being someone who always cancels plans and hardly shows up to plans be makes.
person #1: man where the hell is Andy?"
person #2: man he's just "pulling an Andy" again.
person #1: true
Someone who writes long, angry rants on social media, private messages, or in live chats.
Tries to sound like an expert, but comes off unhinged and delusional.
Wtf, looks like we've got some Paragraph Andys in the comments. I don't have time to read all this bullshit; what are they mad about this time?