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A small brittle man who will have or has a rogue tooth protruding from their gums, usually in the upper left side. They tend to buy fancy things to try and compensate for their small frame. ie. Fancy cars, big Screen TV's etc.
Bystander : "Look at that rich donk over there...."
Friend: "he's not rich, he's just a David trying to compensate for his short comings"
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The most adorable person you will ever meet, but he's already owned so BTFO. He's David by day, and Condom Man by night. Prefers blowup dolls to hotass people named Devin, which leads all to think that he possibly has mental stability problems.
Person 1: Did you know that Condom Man's real identity is that David guy down the street?
Person 2: The one always playing with his junk? OHMUHGAWD.
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Davids are usually failed abortions and have zero friends but a handful of hoes that only love him for his long hair and douchebag attitude
Yo I'm tryna fuck David real quick he's cuul because he always packs a juul
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An awesome guy who got his name from the great King David, he is funny and extremely intelligent. Usually Athletic, Davids can be found all across the world. People should always have a David nearby to help them with problems
Wow Look at David, He is so cool. I want to be just like him
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One of the most ANNOYING people in the world. But really funny
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a short black boy with the last name brown. He has some friends and love fried chicken.
Davidi s short. David is too be black.
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David
A little dickhead who thinks he knows everything
Is a drug addict
And is a video game freak also known as one of the best gamers but hes a twat
David also spreads aids
A little dickhead who thinks he knows everything and is a video game addict
Takes strong drugs and is clumsy
David is a boy you you would want to punch and throw him in the sewers!
By Marc olsson~
Pass the ball David
David: stfu Im messi I will get pass the team don't watch.
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