Ballantines Day

Instead of spending February 14 with a lover/partner, you spend it alone with a bottle of Ballantines scotch whiskey.

Herb : Are you taking the mrs out for a romantic valentines day dinner?

Murray : Nah mate, I don't celebrate that hallmark holiday. I'm celebrating Ballantines Day instead.....probably won't be in to work tomorrow....or in a relationship.

15👍 1👎

No Homo Day

You can do anything without having to say no homo.

“Want to have sex Billy?”
Billy “What no that’s gay”

“It’s no homo day”
Billy “Oh yeah fuck me daddy”

15👍 1👎

Therian day

Therian day is where therians wear their gear in public and do vocals to find other therians. This will happen on the 4th of every month. (Made by @Jax_thetherian on tiktok)

Hey! It's therian day! I'm gonna put on my gear and find some other therians!

57👍 13👎

DGAF day

dont give a fuck day, When you chill an entire day at school or work and do nothing.

Friend: Are you stressed about that test today.
You: nah, im having a DGAF day bro

15👍 1👎

saves the day

An awesome indie, rock, emo band consisting of:Chris Conley - Vocals/Guitar Pete Parada - Drums, David Soloway - Guitar, Manuel Ragoonanan Carrero - Bass. Their lyrics really reach out to you and make you think.

Chris Conley of Saves The Day is a lyrical genius.

127👍 24👎

Rape day

Who ever think this is cool is sick

Boy1: Hey it rape day.come closer
Girl1:hell no I don’t care

49👍 8👎

birth-day

expelled from a safe, warm environment into a cold, wicked world to live with pain, suffering, frustration, pedophiles, rapists, murderers, disease, poverty so you can die......

birth-day, birthday, birth, world, baby, hell, delivery

80👍 14👎