1) An act of a penguin being Jesus like, or having mystical power.
2) Ninjas arch nemesis is Jesus Penguin. Jesus Penguin have yet been defeated by Ninjas.
Look at that Jesus Penguin tap dancing on water!
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Another exam technique used in conjunction with flub, used when the answer to the question is not known.
7. 2x-56y(54x-2y) = x + y
Answer: Plastic Penguins
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Can't spell siege
"I FUCKING HATE UNWISE"
"Wow, control your yourself Seige"
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Harry had just shot his load up Anna and rushed around to show Flash his salty penguin.
Harry- check this out man
Flash- wow you must have shot loads your penguin is covered in salt
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An interactive online site for kids that you go on during vacation because you're just too damn bored. I played this shit for five years and it's the best shiznit iv'e ever done! It's fucking amazing, like a godamn orgasm while getting blowjob from an orca whale. Feels like motherfucking penguins are up my ass!!! Make an account!!!
Nicole - vacation just started, and I'm so bored! What should I do???
Daniel - How about you check out Club Penguin? It's awesome!
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When a woman is sucking your dick, and then you throw up in her mouth. After that you spread your butt cheeks and she spits the vomit in your butt,and then after all that you clap your butt cheeks together.
Dan: "Caleb why were you late to the meeting"
Nick: "Sorry man my main bitch was giving me a naughty penguin"
Dan: "Man I can still smell that vomit in your asshole"
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A fun little game where children can make a penguin, make new friends, and go on fun adventures.
go to clubpenguin.com
club penguin club penguin!
You might also want to see Panfu.
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