Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself

To check your actions before you go off and do something stupid, and Shrek the almighty ogre lord decides to kill you.

Man: I hear investing in bitcoin is the way to go nowadays
Man's friend: Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself

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Check yourself before you shrek yourself

Take a chill pill and look at your actions. Examine what you're next action because right now, you're heading in a bad direction.

Person: I think I'll go see La La Land!

Me: Check yourself before you shrek yourself, dickhead.

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daddy shrek

code word for your crush.

Omg look is daddy shrek over there!

shrek badussy

a shrek badussy is the badussy of shrek

person 1: yo did you see that fine ass shrek badussy
person 2: yeah i did i could see it coming out after the mud
person 3: mmm yeah that shrek badussy looks scrummy

shreks earwax

delicous

mmm shreks earwax

a shrek

smelly ogre

the types of people that bully for no reason and just in general suck

he's such a shrek

Shrek Ears

Shrek ears

the use of facial masks because of Covid 19 will result in Shrek ears condition due to the elastic bands