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Getting a handjob while being on a ski lift
dude, my girlfriend just gave me a frozen ski pole.
Norwegian Ski Pole, freezing your own shit and using it as a dildo. Originated from a lonely Norwegian scientist that got horny and bored.
"I'm so horny! But I left my dildo at my boyfriends house! Think I might just make a Norwegian Ski Pole for tonight!"
girl bent over while riding skis and giving anal then pouring maple syrup on her butt
sloshy ski trap
Something a guy says when he really want to have sex.
Come on, sweetie ... I know you have a headache, but the kids wanna ski!
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Very very similar to a Lincoln log-flume, just add a ramp at the end of the flume, just above the vaginal region, making the turd fly through the air.
I can't believe we did a swindon ski jump last night and it landed on the cat. How funny!
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1. To bang, or to have sex with.
2. To insert one's foot into the footholders of skis
Hey man, I heard that Brian put his skis on with Sarah last weekend!
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the old bitch at the ski lodge whos tring to get a peice of ass from you the 18 year old kid how just broke his rist, dont do it you will get crabs
she have a smokers cough and is slaushed
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