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A mystical jumbo load full of hot sticky dick gravy. (The only human load that has ever been described as unicorn juice worthy is the mass quantity OF YOGURT SLING that adult film star Peter North generates.)
If Jennifer Anniston sucked my meat she would get a cream geyser down her throat that would compare to the coveted and evasive "Unicorn Juice".
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Not so different than one's corn hole, only referring to a Unicorn's corn hole. Spewing rainbows & other fantasy type ish.
He was on cloud 9 to the extent he felt magical enough to get it in the unicorn hole.
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during intercourse, one partner poops into their hand and puts the log of excrement onto the other partner's forehead at a 45 degree angle, creating a makeshift horn.
"last night with becky, i totally gave her a bronze unicorn. she got so mad to have poop on her face."
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Something totally fictitious involving sexual exploit.
Guy #1: Yo man I totally banged the shit outta that milf from the gym!
Guy #2: UNICORN VAGINA!!!!!!! stop with the goddamn lies man!
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Someone who is overly proud of small accomplishments.
A braggart, but generally a great person who just likes to boast.
Also, could be considered a slang term for something so outrageous, silly, and/or trivial all you can do is chant:
"UNIcorn PRIN-CESS!!!!" and raise the roof.
"Can you believe I got that working in-game before you did? I can, booyah! It's cause I'm a UNICORN PRINCESS!!!"
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Freezing your partners urine in a condom and strapping it to one's head and penetrating your partner with it.
In Aspen, after we ran out of firewood in the cabin, golden showers became untenable so we switched to golden unicorns and everyone was satiated.
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References an innocent virgin, usually a girl, or a sissy guy, in that in folklore, a unicorn will only let a virginal maiden ride them.
Bobby says he's slept with a chick, but he's total unicorn bait.
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