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when a person is stripped naked, forced to carry their captor on their back while have their arms pulled/bound back to grind the victim's face against a hard surface (usually on an inclined road).
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Having a person who has braces blowing you than asking them to smile wide and busting the nut all over their braces.
Guy: "Smile wide, Brittany!"
Girl: "Why?"
Guy: "Cause I am going to be greasing the bike chain!"
Girl smiles.
SPLAT!!!
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When you raise the seat on a bicycle up 10 + inches and remove the seat, and replace with a small container of feta cheese.
sunshine Dean went for a greek bike ride this afternoon.
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An Iranian sexual act, in which one person rides an exercise bike and pedals without going anywhere. While the cyclist is pedaling away, another person proceeds to fling diarrhea at the cyclist's face with a spatula. The cyclist can pedal all they want, but they're not going anywhere on a freestanding bicycle.
Maz Jobrani may be a mildly amusing comedian, but the word on the street is that he gives one hell of an Iranian Bike Ride.
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Similar to "Doggy" but you ride the hoe and move her arms in a swirving twisting motion
Me and jenny totally did a polish bike ride yesterday
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Dirt bike squids are always idiots who own an expensive motocross bike (racing dirt bike, for all the moto noobs out there) but don't race the bike, have done nothing to it but put stickers an an unnecessarily loud exhaust system on it and think they are better than you because they do wheelies on the street. Usually a rich kid, has never done an engine rebuild and has absolutely no interest in learning how because when they finally blow up their engine they just buy a new bike because their dad has the money for it
Man, those dirt bike squids are ruining every motocross riders reputation
Lmao, that dirt bike squid thought he could beat me
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Common slang.
Something easy / everybody would be able to accomplish.
Oh, it will be dead easy, like riding a bike.
Just like riding a bloody bike.
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