booze bus

a police breathalyzer wagon

it never fails, whenever you leave the bar, right there is a booze bus

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beer bus

A common method of getting home after a long night on the turps. Essentially means walking, however the state of intoxication means that you will usually have no recollection of the journey on the beer bus, but will instead wake up wondering how you got home, undressed and into bed.

Riders of the beer bus may also wake up with a memento of their travels, possibly a traffic cone or road sign.

Jono: How'd you get home last night mate?

Chris: Oh I just caught the beer bus, got home about 4.

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school bus

One bad thing about schools is the school bus being such an uncomfortable vehicle. Why use a special kind of bus for school. Why not just make all school buses like city buses with comfortable seats. See fire alarm .

They hate riding the school bus to school.

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Bitter Bus

The mode of transportation on which all thing that are bitter in nature ride.

Clever is the Bitter Bus.

Negative Nancies Ride the Bitter Bus.

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ride the bus

Sitting for up to an hour doing nothing with a load of dick heads (chavs). More common in engalnd because the driving age is 18 and there are alot of chavs.

"What you doin after college?"

"I gotta ride the bus"

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Chinky Bus

cheap bus lines run by chinese which travel between ny and boston at an alarming speed. you can hop on it in nyc in chinatown and it lets you off in boston at south station.

im taking the chinky bus home to boston instead of driving.

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bus nuts

When semen is released from the penis

Yo Blood i bus nuts on that chicks top lip

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