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A folding chair that one uses in random locations to "lurk" and "creep" on people and practice random lurking activities.
"Hey dude, let's go camping or fishing this weekend, we can bring our lurk chairs!"
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A variation on "the shocker." The electric chair is where the top wears a strap-on above or below his actual member (or, if the top is a woman, two strap-ons) and penetrates both the anus and vagina.
Dude, I got a strap-on as a white-elephant present at the nursing home. Linda better not misbehave tonight or I'm giving her the electric chair.
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This is a derisive term the army uses to mock the USAF for generally having less mandatory physical training or PT.
The U.S. Chair Force only has a 2 mile run!
Sexual position in which your partner is bent in half while laying on their back, ankles and ears together, while sitting on their face.
"My back still hurts from that folding chair i did last week."
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When a person farts while sitting in the chair, and blames it on the chair squeaking.
I was at the farmers house, the farmer was farting while sitting in his chair then he told me 'Oh My Chair Squeaked".
A sports gambling term used to describe an easy winner. "Rocking chair" is used to demonstrate the ease of the win. Essentially, it's as easy as sitting in a rocking chair and rocking.
Dave: Yo Jake did you take that Alabama/Florida game?
Jake: Na, what was the spread.
Dave: Florida -10, beat em 56-24. Fucking rocking chair winner baby!
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A joke on TikTok where you use the “🪑” emoji instead of regular laughing emojis like “😂”. It was created just to mess with people
“That video was HILARIOUS 🪑”
Dude why’d you use the chair emoji 🪑?