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When you finger pop 2 girls on either side of you, therefor moving you hands like a crab
Taylor went crab crawling this two sluts last weekend
a term for frogs used by blonde females under the influence of marijuana
"dammit, when are those ribbit crabs ever going to stop??"
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The aqcuisition of a phishing scam that posts on a friends social network advertising some amazing thing but after you click the links, posts spam to your homepage and sends your personal info to a third party.
I was on Facebook and this APP posted on Jenny's page that said you could see who had viewed you profile, but it turned out to be a scam. I feel dirty like I caught a case of digital crabs.
A small wooden or rubber mallet used to crack the shells of crabs when cleaning them.
Just got a bushel of crabs, our legal limit. Now to go home and use our crab mallet to get the meat out to have for dinner
excessive diarrhea; made popular by Dave Chappelle on "Chappelle's Show," in such skits like "Ribs" and "Black Man on a White Toilet". Could also be spelled "muddbutt." And Crabs: A tiny bug like creature that will infiltrate the pubis maximus, and lead you to isle 3 at the local pharmacy for some blue ointment.. except in this case you’re not going anywhere because the mudbutt, so you’re screwed.
Michael: I can’t come into work today because I’m sick. *ahhhh*
Michaels Boss: Yeah I could hear it, it sounds like you have Mudbutt Crabs, you should stay home, like forever, we don’t want you here with that bullsh*t. Everyone at work discussed it annnnd everyone thinks it’s best that you don’t come back, so... you’re fired.
The act of having sex whilst on a beach with sand so hot it scalds the skin afterwards.
That female was asking for it on the beach. I told her don't blame me for the burnt crab at dinner.
The crab secret is the ancient technique where one can balance comfortably onto one hand while using the other hand's fingers like the crab's claws.
"I have this called the Crab secret that might trick the stone door to open."
"Let's give the Crab secret a try, but, hmm, that would still leave the stone door angry and upset."