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Science of stringing together random data and facts that give an equation order.
The million man March speech was solidified by a chaos engine.
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The sound of Lada engine is starting. Also:
Your reaction when Lada engine doesn't start, also enter this into google translate and click voice translation button:
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A position given to those who transfer gas to your vehicle. Amateurs are known as Gas Attendants, however as their skillset increases, they become Petroleum Transference Engineers.
I went to the local Citgo and the Petroleum Transference Engineer pumped my car so hard.
At every Feb 10, engineer gaming day is where discord users will flood/spam every chat with "engineer gaming" without the mods/admin giving a shit while playing Robot Rock on loop and/or livestreaming yourselves playing Team Fortress 2 as engineer.
Admin: Today is Feb 10, which means today is engineer gaming Day. You know the rules...
Discord user 1: engineer gaming
Discord user 2: engineer gaming
Discord user 3: engineer gaming
A dope ass mothafuckin train. Many people ship him with Percy, that one green twink engine.
"Bro, that episode of Thomas The Tank Engine was lit af."
" Yeah nigga it was danker than my kush. "
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An undefined, shotgun approach to engineering.
Skipping all logical engineering methods and going straight to the "easy to implement solution"
Thinking that an "easy to implement" solution is in any way easy, or a solution.
See nutstache
Andy employs ghetto engineering tactics very well.
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When you were 18, the university recruiters told you chemical engineering had "so much variety" and "so many opportunities!" Now, you're graduating 4 years later and have realized that your only two options include oil refining (making gasoline from crude oil) and plastics (making polyethylene from ethylene).
This is probably okay, because whatever you suffer in breathing in toluene all day wearing dark coverall FRC's in 95°F weather, you'll make up for with a 6-digit salary right out of school. You also find yourself with a strangely intimate understanding of how everything around you works, like swimming pools, HVAC, cars, plumbing... everything.
Snooty grad-school materials researcher: "So what are you doing after you graduate?"
You: "I'll be working for a (Exxon/Valero/TOTAL/Phillips66/Shell/Citgo/Lyondell/BP) refinery."
SNGSMR: "Oh, so you're *just* a chemical process engineer?"
You: *grabbing another beer, talking to someone else, driving home in your brand new car...*
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