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when you've pooped recently and then go work out and while working out develop an intense irressistable ass itch that won't quit without the fiercest of scratching.
Monday I ate chili, tuesday afternoon I took a big shit then went to the gym. On the elliptical I had itchy gym butt something terrible.
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A group of people who look extremely muscular and go in for sports like crazy
Yo, look at that gym federation over there.
The Gym Rat is someone (usually a guy) who goes to the gym at least 30 to 90 minutes a day for 2 or 3 times a week. Rest days too. Good food is important. Protein.
There are levels to buffness.
Level 0: String Bean! They usually either look like shaggy or look kind of chubby and can't lift much. You get gym equipment and join a gym.
Level 1: Swole! Swole is usually reached after 1 to 1.5 years. The muscles are noticeable. The progress is showing. You drink more water and Gatorade. You drink protein shakes before workout. Some of the THICC girls start noticing.
Level 2: Ripped! Ripped can be achieved in 3 to 5 years. Ripped is larger than swole. The muscles start to look even larger. You start to lift even heavier. Even more THICC girls start noticing.
Level 3: Jacked! Jacked can be achieved in 10 to 20 years of consistently going to the gym 30 to 120+ minutes. You look even more buff and people start to notice. Even more THICC girls start noticing.
Level 4: Shredded! Shredded takes 15 to 30+ years to achieve. It's when you're highly muscular. You workout even more. Even more THICC girls notice.
Level 5: Absolute unit! Absolute unit takes anywhere from 25 to 50+ years. You reached the maximum! You're mega-buff. And all the THICC girls start noticing. You reached MAXIMUM GYM RAT! YOU ACTUALLY START GLOWING AND ROCKS AND PEBBLES START LIFTING AND IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE DRAGON BALL Z!
Gym Rat: Holy crap! I'm Shredded. But I want more! I want to be an absolute unit!
*lifts and becomes absolute unit.
Vegeta: His Power level is OVER NINE THOUSAND!
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A person that regularly goes to the gym to work out
These gym-goers really know their stuff.
When he/she is an avid gym attender but look like a fat fuck.
Also often wears gymshark clothing.
Harrison is a humongous gym whale
Even worse than regular school bathrooms. Depending on if it is an exterior gym or interior, you can expect to find crickets and other insects in:
The toilets
The urinals
The showers
The floor
All of the above
A living nightmare. Don’t even use them at your own risk unless it’s the winter. NEVER during the spring or summer.
Person 1: Yo, you hear Jimmolethew throwing up?
Person 2: Yeah, someone said he went to the school gym bathroom.
A person who goes to the gym and doesn't wipe down their sweat off of the gym equipment
I went to the gym earlier and a gym snail had used the equipment I needed, gross.