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The Long version of jack of all trades, most commonly used in British slang
Ey lad, u cheeky jacket of all trades
When you fart and it hangs around your body making you smell like said fart
Damn , Hugh just dropped guts. Smells like hes wearing a fart jacket
This is when you leave your jacket sitting in a place where a pet of some sort can take a dump on it without your knowing of. And the unfortunate surprise of when you put on your jacket to find out that you have a turd stuck to you.
"oh my cat just gave me a rusty jacket!"
Going by the smell I think your dog has just given me a rusty jacket again!"
When a girl is so filthy you have to put on two condoms.
I heard Nick banged Abby last night.
Yeah she was so filthy he gave her the Timmy two jacket treatment.
The one hit-man that u DO NOT wanna mess with, he's hired by whoever pays more to take out his target and he's no hero he's a mercenary in it only for the almighty dollar, always wears a totally bitchin' leather jacket always black leather because tan and red are for pussies, he's the last person u ever wanna see because that means he's here to take you out, cross this man and he will throw you out of a window seriously, he's a very skilled boxer and martial artist, always carries a Bowie knife in one of the many pockets of his amazing leather jacket, and his gun of choice is a glock.
#LeatherJacketPat
#LeatherCladMercenary
Frank: "dude I've been dodging this loan shark for weeks , I keep seeing a car by my house what am I gonna do"?
Steve:"Holy shit man it's Leather Jacket Pat you're fucked dude "
Frank: "RUN"!
Take a bunch of cold medicine and try to jerk off
I had the sniffles last week so I took some dayquil and had myself a cold jacket
They arrested me for a crime I didn’t commit because I had a jacket.