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A massive sin. Referring to the trend of people using emojis. This movie makes you feel like shit, it punches you directly in the nuts saying: “wow, you’re a fucking idiot for watching this movie. Good job wasting your money on something pointless, I hope you are happy with your result.” It’s hell. Trust me, my cousin dared me to watch this movie, Can I get my money back? Glad this movie gets a shitty rating. Good job, Sony Animations. You have hit a new low.
Derek: hey, buddy wanna watch the emoji movie to torture ourselves?
Jason: you’re block button looks so good rn.
A low ass production movie/video that looks like it was shot on a potato quality phone
Dude 1: why does this video have potato quality?
Dude 2: it must be a Nigerian movie
Someone who refuses to view or purchase a movie because there a prejudice and racist doushebag
Kelly your such a movie racist because you refuse to go and see the new karate because its about a black kid being taught kung-fu by a chinese guy.
The truest of all hecking amine
Guy one: "You don't know true amine!"
Guy two: "Oh yeah? I watched the emoji movie."
Guy one: "Oh heck, I'm sorry. I didn't think you knew of an amine as true as the Emoji Movie."
a hang in in south bend indiana that most kids go to on friday's a saturday's.
BOY1: Nigga is you goin to movies 14 tonight?
BOY2: yeah i'm goin to movies 14 after i go to hoops. this fine ass girl is gon' be there and i'm hopin to get wit her.
While on a date with a female, said female makes it painfully apparent during dinner that she has no sexual interest in her date. Instead of going to the movies, the male cuts the date short and returns the female to her residence.
At this point the male asks to use the restroom at the girls home. The disgruntled male proceeds to shit in the toilet and to prevent the flushing of the excrement, masturbates and cums on the flushing handle.
The male leaves with a polite un-washed hand shake, feeling lighter and gratified.
"How did the date go"
"Awful, but stuck her with Dinner and a Movie, so everything worked out"