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The Yiddish, and unreleased version of Bruce Springsteen's Hungry Heart, written well before he was famous and when he was on a kick to appeal to Hasidic Jews in Brooklyn. Here are the know lines to that song:
Got a wife and kid in Williamsburg, Irv, I went out for a nosh, never said a word. Everybody needs a Kosher snack, bagel with a schmear, not a breakfast jack. A good knish or a matzo brei, a piece of lox that is not too dry.
Everybody needs a Kosher snack, from Borough Park down to Hackensack. Like the Nile when it doesn't flow, I got such gas that I gotta go. Everybody needs a kosher snack, take one now and then bring one back.
Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy
Springsteen's ``The Jew Years'' featured Everybody needs a kosher snack.
1. a warning sign that a social justice warrior (SJW) is about to complain about something- typically existing only in their imagination- using logical fallacies and utter nonsense. esp. when in written form.
2. an indication that the complaining described above is about to commence
white people don't want to date minorities, and we need to talk about it.
white people are increasingly interested in dating minorities, and we need to talk about it.
Magic the Gathering card artwork features Templar Knights, and we need to talk about it
Used as a response when being asked to perform a task and there is no possibility of achieving said task.
I need your help to paint the Sydney harbour bridge in a day.
you might need a giraffe.
You have to write a 20,000 word research paper in a week.
you might need a giraffe.
When a chick is not completely hot, but she would be if she was wearing that TV make-up that makes normal chicks look hotter
- What do you think of this chick? I met her yesterday
- Hmm, I don't know, she needs TV make-up. Then she would be a solid 7.
A reference to a TikToker who acts as a NPC to get donations. He reacts to the donations you send, for example;
*Sends Cowboy Hat*
French guy: "Riding the horse" and proceeds to recoil his butt.
"I need more booletz/boulets"
I need five volunteers is a slang way of saying I need five people for a firing squad to execute someone.
Student: talking to dam much.
Teacher: I'm trying to give a lesson could you please be quit.
Student: I don't give a fuck about school or you so fuck off.
Teacher: Alright then, Class I need five volunteers.
Student: What you need that for.
Teacher: Fuck around and find out.
When two people meet for the first time, and one say to another « HELP ! I NEED SOMEBODY ! HELP ! »
Lyly : Brian , im listening to Help by the Beatles !
Brian: Help ! I need somebody ! Help !