pink shower

When you shower after ramming a chick on her rag and the water from the blood coming off your meat makes the water pink.

Hey Reggie, I just had a nice pink shower after I dumped some seed into your sisters sloppy ragging hatchet wound. Wanna go for tacos?

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pink pussy

A white girls pussy.

Yo, son I just fucked a pink pussy the other day.

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racin for pinks

When you race and whom ever loses gives up his or here car(pink slips).

Shit! I lost my eclipse racin for pinks last night.

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Pink Elephant

A next level "mooning" maneuver designed to show more disrespect than the standard act of mooning. The Pink Elephant is fairly simple, but specific to the male gender. It is achieved by undoing one's fly and exposing the bare penis whilst pulling the pockets out of the pants. The inside out pockets represent the elephant's ears and the exposed penis symbolizes the trunk.

Guy #1: "Wow, you totally gave that passing truck driver the Pink Elephant!"

Guy #2: " I know, I've grown tired of mooning people... it's just too common place these days"

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Pink Sock

When your ass, comes out of your ass.

Stop taking pictures, and take me to the hospital, you gave me a pink sock, you mother fucker!!!!

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pink wig

1. A woman so far below your standards that you would never hook up with her. A female that is not hot. Like not even close. If she were the only woman in the bar at closing time, you wouldn't take her home.
2. A conversation ending phrase when talking to a girl that is below beer goggle standards. Used to connote that small talk is going nowhere and she's not getting lucky.
3. A slightly less derogatory alternative to brown bagging.

1. You're such a pink wig, stay away.
2. Girl (5 minutes into conversation): So, want to go somewhere quiet where we can get to know each other better and really connect ...
Guy: Pink wig! Pink wig! Pink wig!
3. A: Man she's got a busted face.
W: She has a slammin' body. I'd still pink wig her.

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Pink Whale

Fat, sunburned white people on the beach.

Preston: "hey chad, did you see all those pink whales at the beach?"
Chad: "Yeah dude, there were so many. They all kept yelling at their obese children."
Preston: "White people amirite?"

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