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A nonexistent, grossly obese elderly man who would likely suffer from diabetes and heart disease if he existed. A lie used to maliciously deceive vulnerable, impressionable children to the point where they feel they are unable to trust any human being once they are brought into the light and discover the truth.
Santa Claus is a big LIE. THERE IS NO SANTA.
This lie is generally accepted in modern culture to brainwash kids, very similar to how Hitler's Nazi ideology was used to brainwash Germans.
Similar lies include the Easter Bunny and the tooth fairy.
Belief in Santa Claus contradicts Christian values and detracts from the reason that Christmas is celebrated in the first place by encouraging children to be materialistic, dependent, unappreciative, optimistic, and lazy.
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suburb of los angeles. it is home to magic mountain, a huge mall, 3 colleges, about 60 public schools spread out through its 5 major incorporated divisions: saugus, valencia, stevenson ranch, newhall, and canyon country. there is some confusion whether castaic is incorporated. about 150,000 people live here. builders like Newhall Farm and Land want to build 60000 new homes because everyone wants to live here, although since these homes will be just slightly outside of the city limits, the city is trying to buy the land away from them to not overpopulate the city.
santa clarita is tight.
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When a girl is giving a guy head and the guy pulls out his dick two seconds before he finishes, and he cums all over her chin. He also calls her a "Hoe Hoe Hoe"
Dude I was fucking my girlfriend and i told her to give me head, and i totally pulled a santa cum on her face!
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When during Thanksgiving dinner you have sex with your girlfriend, or what ever slut you pick up off the street, on the table through the Thanksgiving turkey while everyone is eating dinner.
Did you see Uncle Jim santa maria his girl last Thanksgiving?
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1. The poorest, most ghetto city in Orange County, without which Orange County would be ranked much higher in terms of average income.
2. The city that 949's are ashamed to admit exists as part of Orange County.
3. The only place in Orange County where drive by's, apartment overcrowding, illegal immigrants, obesity, and showering as infrequently as possible are considered the norm.
4. Where police drop off bums and hobos found in other cities.
5. The city in Orange County that unlike Newport or Laguna who have their own reality series, you will only ever see on TV for news coverage on either crime or poverty.
Newporter: Damn, there's no way I can eat these onion rings, they're way too hard but I'd hate to waste so much food!
Irvine person: Don't worry, just drop 'em off in Santa Ana!
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A group of prosititutes that are employed by Santa to raise needed money for Santa to deal in good cheer and pay for the bling on his sleigh
I see that santas whores are trolling the streets, offering christmas cheer to some horny christmas shoppers and those bar patrons coming out of the nightclubs.
Hey do you what corner the santa whores are located??
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The greatest place on earth. Magic Mountain is here.
Dude, Magic Mountain is in Santa Clarita!! Let's go smoke weed.
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