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When bad situations seem alright, because the person is so stupid they don't realize the consequences or degree of shittyness... just like Homer Simpson.
Just go see the Simpsons movie.
Broke, shit job, girlfriend gone, car towed, getting evicted and still cool with the situation. If you also failed grade 9, you may be suffering from the Homer Simpson effect.
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When a wife consciously or subconsciously considers her husband stupid, or oafish. She does not respect her husband. She lacks faith in her husband's ability to lead. It can be brought on by financial hardships, infedelity, the opinions of others outside the marriage, and western culture among other things and can be present prior to marriage. Occasionally, it is laying dormant from prior relationships.
Symtoms include:
Disagreement with any point the husband brings up whether it be for future plans, current events or general opinion on any given subject without logical counterpoint.
Vague answers to questions where the answer is obvious are rendered simply to be in disagreement.
Public acts of insubordination.
Belligerent verbal or physical assaults.
The therapist told her that she had developed a severe case of Homer Simpson Syndrome after her husband lost his job.
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Stupid mobile freemium game with barely anything to do with the Simpsons other than the buildings, but if you were big brain you'd play the Simpsons arcade mobile game but no you have to play the game that sucks the money right out of your barely empty wallet and now your in debt because you spent the last of your money that you got from your job at a grocery store because you can't afford to buy a suit and tie. Why you ask? BECAUSE YOU SPENT YOUR MONEY ON THE SIMPSONS TAPPED OUT and now you have to pay the bills but you can't why? BECAUSE YOU SPENT YOUR MONEY ON THE SIMPSONS TAPPED OUT oh and now your homeless and what do you have? A SINGLE STUPID CHURCH IN THE SIMPSONS TAPPED OUT JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY
Idiot:Hey you should pay The Simpsons Tapped Out
Intellectual: No thanks I like owning money
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The greatest book of all time. The only piece of printed media you will ever need to read.
We should start a religion and make Bart Simpson's Guide to Life our holy book.
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A day where all you do is eat, sleep, watch TV, and drink a lot of beer, and basically just be incredibly lazy and joyfully gain wait, just like Homer Simpson would do. Preferably, you order all of your food and don't cook at all. You usually forget to / neglect any other responsibility.
"Alright! I got my beer, my Chinese take out, the remote, and, of course, my trusty couch! Time for a Homer Simpson style day!"
A group of white girls known as the school sluts. Known as "2015 National Champions" but really won a tournament that was a joke.
You fucked a Simpson University Softball girl... Typical.
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Uh, Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, and in this point of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?
Yes
May I see the Aurora Borealis (Simpsons Version)?
No