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A very thin, pencil-dick shaped body with no brain attatched inside of his head. He likes to fill his head (normally by the mouf) with dick to fill in place of his missing brain. So he fills his mouth with penis as much as possible. He gets an odd orgasmic sensation from wearing a flat-billed hat with logos he knows nothing about and loud music generally referring to old-school rappers of which he also knows nothing about. He also tries to surround himself with large women that remind him of his mother to make him feel better about his large ego and pencil-dick-like body. Thus making him appear as a pencil-dick-looking faggot.
Girl 1: Hey! There's someone looking at you from across the room.
Girl 2: Oooh, is he cute?!
Girl 1: Oh, no, it's just a Steven-Beets.
Girl 2: Oh, God, hide behind that trash can!
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Created by an intelligent young man by the name of Ian (or Joe, I remember not) in the year 2003 or 2004.
Originally used when talking to Steven when he did something silly. Morphed and took on a life of it's own, literally spread around the WGHS. Grew to be a exclamation that you can use in almost any situation, and even those situations where it would absolutely not fit. Can also talk about the clitoris.
Oh Steven! Your such a silly goose, Steve.
Wow look at her. Oh Steven!
Whats that little thing down there? Oh Steven!
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A quaint town with a train at the bottom of its lake.
Today I traveled to the quaint town of Lake Stevens.
Timmy: hey, i'm watching steven universe
Nicki: grl, i don't like that gay space rocks show, periodt bitch
An amazing human being overall loves nature & music. Hates bullies & backstabbing friends, and school. Great personality, may seem shy at first but once you get to know her you'll fall in love...
Who's that girl? 'Oh, that's Jade Stevens. She's fit as but also is a great person.'
Stevens weapon of choice his ultimate power weapon of Destruction his slaying unit / tool used for any and every Adventure that he will and we'll ever go on also every Adventure he has been on and will be on not really the active sling went down both literally and sexually his power tool of persuasion and destruction
She was slain down by Steven with a lightsaber
Steven stork this term is a term for a man who likes his young children usually he works as a caretaker or a janitor one of those jobs that will get loads of kid action
Also it is a term to describe a man who loves his kids a bit too much
That steven stork really loves his kids